Thursday, May 17, 2007

Kiss defined by different professors

Kiss defined by different professors *

*Prof. of Algebra*
Kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.

*Prof. of Geometry*
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

*Prof. of Physics*
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

*Prof. of Chemistry*
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

*Prof. of Zoology*
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

*Prof. of Physiology*
Kiss is the just a position of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of
contraction.

*Prof. of Dentistry*
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

*Prof. of Accountancy*
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

*Prof. of Economics*
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

*Prof. of Philosophy*
Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for

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