Kiss defined by different professors

Kiss defined by different professors *

*Prof. of Algebra*
Kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.

*Prof. of Geometry*
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

*Prof. of Physics*
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

*Prof. of Chemistry*
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

*Prof. of Zoology*
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

*Prof. of Physiology*
Kiss is the just a position of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of
contraction.

*Prof. of Dentistry*
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

*Prof. of Accountancy*
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

*Prof. of Economics*
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

*Prof. of Philosophy*
Kiss is the persecution for the child,ecstasy for the youth and homage for

Humour Time

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

एश्वर्या रे

There is little one can do to with a beauty like Aishwarya. Even when she plays a de-glam role, she still manages to look stunning and even vulnerable.

But Aishwarya did manage to change her look slightly and come across as more realistic for her portrayal of Lalita in the movie 'Bride and Prejudice'.

Aishwarya put on some weight for this film as her director Gurinder Chaadha wanted her to look like a normal girl-next-door and not someone who is very particular about her looks. Ash was playing an intelligent and articulate woman who would rather give more attention to her mind than her beauty. She had to come across as someone the audience could identify with. But Ash being Ash, she still managed to look gorgeous. However, now it has been reported that Aishwarya has shed all that extra fat to fit into her ultra-glamorous role in 'Dhoom 2'. Now that must have been a lot of hard work!