Friday, February 23, 2007

Top 10 Strip Clubs In The World

Top 10 Strip Clubs

The act of watching beautiful women dance seductively is as old as time
itself. The sight of sexy, (sometimes partially) undressed beauties
moving to an erotic sway nourishes an almost primordial need in men,
and simply makes the world a nicer place.


Some establishments have gained worldwide fame thanks to the quality of
their dancers. Whether simply topless or all-out nude, these clubs
boast exquisite, talented girls, comfortable seating, respectful
service, and a welcoming atmosphere. They are not sleazy strip joints,
but rather clubs for the discerning man. Allow me to present the best
gentlemen's clubs the world has to offer.


Brandi's, Vancouver, Canada


When Hollywood heads north to make movies, Brandi's is the de rigueur
joint for nighttime fun. It is, in fact, where Ben Affleck was spotted,
kicking off his relationship woes with J.Lo. The women of Brandi's love
their craft and really flaunt it. They do several songs per set before
walking around and offering private shows, and are even known to chat
you up without pressuring you to pay. The best part: neck and shoulder
massages offered by naked women.


Colibri, Hamburg, Germany

The St. Pauli district of Hamburg can be described as the Las Vegas of
sex, with strip joints and peep shows as loud, bright and gaudy as
those in America's gambling capital. Colibri is a gentlemen's club, but
of the Hamburg variety, which means that offering naked women isn't
enough. But the live sex shows have as much finesse and good taste as
live sex shows can . One act features the Changing of the Guard at
Buckingham Palace, wherein a young maiden tempts a famously reticent
English guard into passionate lovemaking. And they do it to classical
music.

Chez Pare, Montreal, Canada

Visitors to the great north know that Montreal is the single best North
American destination for adult entertainment. With an ethnically
diverse population and large university contingent, the women of
Montreal are stunningly beautiful, and liberal in attitude. Chez Paree
is dubbed "Montreal most elegant gentlemen's club," offering the
hottest women who will dance at your table or perform girl-on-girl
shows for reasonable prices. Even the VIP room is a bargain, at least
by strip club standards. However, this is not a Montreal "contact"
club, so keep your hands to yourself, Randy.

Dolls, Moscow, Russia

Russia's business elite (and even foreign business types and
celebrities) have come to depend on Dolls for high-class adult
entertainment. Dolls -- Moscow's first strip club -- breaks every mold
of the strip club genre with its elegance and excellence. You can dine
in style with the best view of Russian women, whose beauty is the stuff
of legends. The shows are carefully rehearsed and uniquely spectacular,
but there's a reason only the very rich come here. Be ready to see your
bank account thin out after a night here...

Goldfingers, Melbourne, Australia


Goldfingers is a complete bar that includes a restaurant, poolroom,
cigar lounge, and four separate areas where Australia's sexiest women
show what they're made of (depending on how up-close and personal you
want to get). Distinguished men doing business down under -- that is,
in Australia -- and distinguished locals alike hold group functions at
Goldfingers, as evidenced by the refined garb of the patrons.



From Scores to the Crazy Horse, these strip clubs have earned their reputations.

Scores, New York, New York



Manhattan's premier gentlemen's club is the place where George Clooney
throws his birthday bashes and Chuck Norris bid bachelorhood adieu.
Large, classy and featuring scores of girls (natch) to suit every
taste, you'll often find celebrities and high rollers at the club,
dining on a fine steak while receiving a lap dance. You can enjoy the
show from the buzzing Showroom, or chill in the Champagne Lounge for
the best view of center stage. Those with no spending limits on their
plastic can book the private President's Club, where dancers personally
serve clients.

Blue Rose, Ibiza, Spain




If Ibiza is the epicenter of hedonism,
then Blue Rose is its crowning jewel. Like much of the island itself,
the shows at the Rose take it up a notch, with lots of girl-on-girl
action and simulated sex acts -- it sometimes gets messy when whipped
cream and champagne get involved. Unique to the Rose is the level of
interaction between stage dancers and the audience, but it's always
respectful. Of course, lap dances are offered, and always by girls who
love what they do.

Crazy Horse, Paris, France

Forget the Moulin Rouge. The gentlemen's cabaret with a naughty French
twist is only found at the fabled Crazy Horse. All seats are facing the
main stage, where intricate nude shows stretch every definition of
entertainment. Gorgeous women bathe for the audience, frolic to songs,
and use their bodies as canvases for light and laser acts. Always
renewing itself, the Crazy Horse highlights the naked female not only
as something to be admired, but also as something artistic.

Seventh Heaven, Tokyo, Japan

Tokyo's most successful gentlemen's club features mostly European and
American dancers, who win over clients thanks to their friendliness;
they sit and chat with customers without pressuring them to buy drinks
or pay for private dances. If you do get a personal show, you'll surely
notice the club's rather lax no-touching rule (some girls will take
your hands and make you touch them). However, like most of Tokyo, a
full night out can get very expensive.

Crazy Horse Too, Las Vegas, Nevada



An offshoot of the Parisian original, Crazy Horse Too sets the standard for gentlemen's clubs in Sin City. In fact, it's where legendary porn star Jenna Jameson
learned the ropes (or, shall I say, poles?). Both natural and enhanced
women do their thing on two stages and there's a spillover area for
packed nights. A VIP room will ensure that you get more personal
attention -- three songs worth. If you go on a good night, tip well and
treat your dancer politely -- you might be rewarded with a more
"special" lap dance.

K5 Relax Club, Prague, Czech Republic

K5 is more than a gentlemen's club; it's a full-service station.
Starting from the restaurant and bar area, where smoking Eastern
European women dance, you are led to the sauna, bath and massage areas,
where you can unwind to the company of said ladies in the buff. They
treat you well with a smile, and are even available as company on an
hourly rate. You can take them to one of 15 different thematic rooms,
from a sultan's chamber and a British knight's bedroom to a space pod.
A little gentle persuasion and the girls will satisfy (almost) every
wish.